Perky Jerky?

Alright now I’m a big proponent of energy drinks. Anyone who knows me can attest to that. We all need a little caffeine kick in the morning, and I don’t happen to like coffee. Or tea. Yes, I realize this is strange but go with me here. I have a point.  This is what I found this morning at the gas station as I was buying my energy drink:

The aptly named “Perky Jerky”. Best part? It’s flavored with Guarana! Yes! That’s all my perfect snack has been missing!

Just a friendly food update for my friends out there. This too can be yours for only $4.99. Plus tax.