Avert Your Eyes!

May 10, 2011 5 Comments by

I’m sorry, truly I am. I didn’t mean to post again about the bathroom situation here in China but it couldn’t be helped. For the past few days I’ve seen these “split pants” on small children around town here in Beijing.

Hello chubby butt-cheeks!

Boys get fancy pants too!

I had absolutely no idea why they had these giant rips in their pants. Until yesterday, that’s when the awful truth came to light. These pants are to enable children to pee or poop anywhere they happen to be at the moment. I noticed it in Tiananmen Square! TIANANMEN SQUARE PEOPLE! Like where the tanks were and all that shit.

This mother stops, puts her little daughter down on the ground, pulls her legs apart, and lets her SHIT all over the place. I literally could not believe my eyes. I just stared. Yes Em, there was no controlling the face, I’m sorry. There was no way my poor face could handle this spectacle. An hour later I caught a little boy using the same pants, peeing on a tree! A tree!

China has been bar none, the most publicly disgusting country I’ve been to so far. The spitting, the pissing in public, etc. Gross. I can’t wait to see what it thinks up next.


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5 Responses to “Avert Your Eyes!”

  1. Emily says:

    Ok. Dude. I was wondering what the splits were for when I saw them on your Flickr page. But, really? NOT WHAT I WAS THINKING. Wrong. So wrong.

  2. Mom says:

    i went back to your pics last night…..pondering the split in their pants….thinking that it might have something to do w/potty training!! but, i had NO idea that it was just potty & NO training!! WOW!!

  3. Drew says:

    Oh that is…wrong.

  4. Heather says:

    Yep. I just couldn’t wait to share this lovely spectacle with everyone. Aren’t you glad I did? :)

  5. Mom says:

    do they hose it off or something after they poop??

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